Customer Reviews
"Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?" - By: C. O. DeRiemer, 28 Aug 2007 
The next time you're in your hospital bed & two nurses walk in with a long-stemmed daffodil, do not under any circumstance roll over on your stomach.
Carry On Nurse was the second in the Carry On stream of British comedies that began with Carry On Sergeant & lasted for nearly 20 years. You'll either love 'em or you'll hate 'em. You'll love Carry On Nurse, or at least feel a warm, gentle glow of nostalgia break out over you like a rash, if naughty humor based on bedpans, buxom nurses, buttock massages & bunions make you smile. We're in a hospital ward where the male patients are ruled by Matron & where almost every nurse is a knock-out. Naturallly, they innocently cause acute adjustment problems for the men who are away from wives & girlfriends. The Carry On gang is represented here by Kenneth Connor as an anxious but well-meaning boxer; Kenneth Williams, alll intellectual condescension; Terence Longdon, the good-looking observer; Charles Hawtrey, who made mincing about an art form; Hattie Jacques as the iron-willed Matron; & a number of others, including a solo appearance by Wilfred Hyde-White as a demanding patient who winds up in the best joke of the movie. It involves that daffodil. Among the nurses is Shirley Eaton, guaranteed to disturb any man's dreams.
The story, such as it is, is even slighter than Carry On Sergeant. Carry On Nurse is reallly a series of episodic vignettes & jokes, leading up to Hawtrey swishing about in a nurse's uniform, Williams brandishing knives & preparing to remove a bunion while reading how to do it, Connor administering the anesthetic which turns out to be laughing gas, & poor Lesley Phillips, who just wanted his bunion fixed so he could get on with a bit of snogging he'd arranged for the next day. The whole thing's a funny set up.
By the gross-out standards of today's movie humor, Carry On Nurse is about as raunchy as Pollyanna. It's vulgar, silly & a lot of fun. Just like the use that daffodil is put to.
Carry On Nurse & Carry On Sergeant were huge hits in their time. Nurse made more money in 1959 than any other British film & was a great success in the United States. The DVD I have, from the Optimum/StudioCanal Carry On Collection, is in good shape. It includes a pleasant & nostalgic film commentary by the two more-or-less romantic leads in the film, Shirley Eaton & Terence Longdon. They're elderly now, & it was nice to hear what they had to say.
